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  1. Build your own “Museum”! : Pharyngula
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  3. Nobody understands Emo Bun — Cute Overload
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  5. Nicholi’s posterous - that’s what she said
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  7. "The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA) is committed to providing non-discriminatory transportation services to all of its passengers, including schizophrenics, drug addicts, Irish Catholics, hipsters, homos, prostitutes, gentrifying transplants, raging maniacs, tourists, obnoxious Penn students, corner boys, pimps, drunk rich kids who still think Old City is cool, and terrified suburbanites who tremble with unease at the sight of everyone. Any person who is or seeks to be a patron of any SEPTA public vehicle shall be entitled to the same depressing experience of loud cell phones, obese people eating McDonalds, parents telling their toddlers to “Shut the Fuck Up!,” and a constant inch-deep layer of urine-soaked trash and debris. No person or group of persons shall be discriminated against on any grounds with regard to routing, scheduling, or quality of transportation service furnished by SEPTA, with the following exceptions — race, color, socioeconomic status, and proximity to the suburbs. Any person who has experienced a cleaner, more efficient, more extensive and better managed public transportation system in the U.S. (e.g. most if not all) can feel free to notify SEPTA about potential improvements, which shall promptly be ignored."
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  9. via img296.imageshack.us
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  11. Do You Write Checks This Way? - RizzoTees.com
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  13. Please accept this spider as payment « Just Humor Me
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  15. "Don’t let your managers get involved: Don’t ever promote any veteran team member, who’s apt to the task to a management position. Things might get too smooth, as that person might not only be able manage the team great but also have a deep understanding on the subject being managed. Simply hire someone from the outside who only knows about management (carrying around a leather agenda and/or an iPhone, arrange meetings, speaking about subjects with no expertise, without saying anything of value and still sound serious, etc). The less your manager knows about the team, the better. After all, it’s the soldiers who must receive the gunshots."
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  17. via www.i-marco.nl
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  19. "2. Mr. Obama, if a major American city were to go under water, would you:
    A) Fly over the city and wave to the drowning people below.
    B) Do something."