The Funny

"No one is so “indispensable” that they can’t take a day off without everything going off the rails. I know I’d rather do a little extra filing than have to watch someone’s brain get slowly devoured by a deadly parasitic organism in the middle of a meeting, for Pete’s sake."

—People With That Brain-Eating Virus Should Really Just Take A Sick Day | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source