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Build your own “Museum”! : Pharyngula

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 14:07:19 -0400

Build your own “Museum”! : Pharyngula

Nobody understands Emo Bun — Cute Overload

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:41:16 -0400

Nobody understands Emo Bun — Cute Overload

Nicholi’s posterous - that’s what she said

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:16:42 -0400

Nicholi’s posterous - that’s what she said

"The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA) is committed to providing..."

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:15:34 -0400

“The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA) is committed to providing non-discriminatory transportation services to all of its passengers, including schizophrenics, drug addicts, Irish Catholics, hipsters, homos, prostitutes, gentrifying transplants, raging maniacs, tourists, obnoxious Penn students, corner boys, pimps, drunk rich kids who still think Old City is cool, and terrified suburbanites who tremble with unease at the sight of everyone. Any person who is or seeks to be a patron of any SEPTA public vehicle shall be entitled to the same depressing experience of loud cell phones, obese people eating McDonalds, parents telling their toddlers to “Shut the Fuck Up!,” and a constant inch-deep layer of urine-soaked trash and debris. No person or group of persons shall be discriminated against on any grounds with regard to routing, scheduling, or quality of transportation service furnished by SEPTA, with the following exceptions — race, color, socioeconomic status, and proximity to the suburbs. Any person who has experienced a cleaner, more efficient, more extensive and better managed public transportation system in the U.S. (e.g. most if not all) can feel free to notify SEPTA about potential improvements, which shall promptly be ignored.”

- Widespread SEPTA Hack Actually The Most Truthful Corporate Messaging Since “We’re Getting There”

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Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:20:54 -0400

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Do You Write Checks This Way? - RizzoTees.com

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:26:03 -0400

Do You Write Checks This Way? - RizzoTees.com

Please accept this spider as payment « Just Humor Me

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:25:23 -0400

Please accept this spider as payment « Just Humor Me

"Don’t let your managers get involved: Don’t ever promote any veteran team member, who’s apt to the..."

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:28:42 -0400

“Don’t let your managers get involved: Don’t ever promote any veteran team member, who’s apt to the task to a management position. Things might get too smooth, as that person might not only be able manage the team great but also have a deep understanding on the subject being managed. Simply hire someone from the outside who only knows about management (carrying around a leather agenda and/or an iPhone, arrange meetings, speaking about subjects with no expertise, without saying anything of value and still sound serious, etc). The less your manager knows about the team, the better. After all, it’s the soldiers who must receive the gunshots.”

- 8 rules to discourage your employees | Geek Stuff Daily

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Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:38:31 -0500

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"2. Mr. Obama, if a major American city were to go under water, would you: A) Fly over the city and..."

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:12:07 -0500

“2. Mr. Obama, if a major American city were to go under water, would you:
A) Fly over the city and wave to the drowning people below.
B) Do something.”

- Ten Questions That Must Be Asked of Obama Before He’s Sworn In - 236.com - The Room

Yemii Pics - Swedish Dance Bands

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:20:13 -0500

Yemii Pics - Swedish Dance Bands

"WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire..."

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:07:10 -0500

“WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation’s broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, “It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can’t catch a break.””

- Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source